Can you believe we’re being plagued by religion still? / These Christians aren’t about to give up / It’s the same countless fools, go on and on and on and on and / Closest thing to witches I’ve ever seen / Let’s get out the gas and set them on fire

Aw, teach me how to pray, good Christian / If it works, you’ll all be dead / We’ll see the secret to salvation / For me, it’s when you’re dead, you’re dead, you’re dead

I can’t believe they’re serious / Superstitious, spastic fools / They live for everlasting life / And ruin my life here on Earth

They must be so intelligent / To know so much more than me / I wanna take the President, chop off his head / And mail it to them in a garbage bag

Hinkley had a vision…

[By Doc Corbin Dart © Alternative Tentacles, 1984]