Stupid girl…
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back / Porno paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Go to Fred Segal, you’ll find them there / Laughin’ loud so all the little people stare / Lookin’ for a daddy to pay for the champagne (Drop a name) / What happened to the dream of a girl president? / She’s dancing in the video next to 50 Cent / They travel in packs of two or three / With their itsy-bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone? / Oh where, oh where could they be?
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back / Porno paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl / Baby, if I act like that, flippin’ my blonde hair back / Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl (Let’s break it down now)
The disease is growing, it’s epidemic / I’m scared that there ain’t a cure / The world believes it and I’m going crazy / I cannot take anymore! / I’m so glad that I’ll never fit in / That will never be me / Outcasts and girls with ambition / That’s what I wanna see (Come on)
Disasters all around (Disasters all around) / A world of despair (A world of despair) / Your only concern: “Will it fuck up my hair?”
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back (Do it like this, woo) / Porno paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl / Baby, if I act like that, flippin’ my blonde hair back (Uh-huh, uh-huh, and do your thing) / Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl (Do your thing, yeah, yeah, uh)
(Do your thing, and do your thing, do your thing, and do your thing, do your thing?) / (I like this, like this, like this) / Pretty, will you fuck me, girl? Silly, I’m so lucky, girl / Pull my hair, I’ll suck it, girl, stupid girl! / Pretty, will you fuck me, girl? Silly, I’m so lucky, girl / Pull my hair, I’ll suck it, girl, stupid girl! / (Baby, if I) Baby, if I act like that, flippin’ my blonde hair back / (Baby, if I) Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!
Maybe if I act like that (Maybe if I act like that) / That guy will call me back (That guy will call me back) / Porno paparazzi girl (Porno paparazzi girl) / I don’t wanna be a stupid girl (Stupid girls) / Baby, if I act like that (Baby, if I act like that) / Flippin’ my blonde hair back (Flippin’ my blonde hair back) / Push up my bra like that (Push up my bra like that) / I don’t wanna be a stupid girl (Stupid girls)
Baby, if I act like that (Stupid girls) / Flipping my blonde hair back (Stupid girls) / Push up my bra like that (Stupid girls) / Stupid girls…
[By Alecia Moore – Billy Mann – Niklas Olovson – Robin Mortensen Lynch © LaFace Records, 2006]